[quotations] Jota says, "I don't even know how something can be deeply shallow."
[quotations] vimes says, "The measure of his shallowness knows no bounds."
[quotations] vimes says, "His shallowness is as narrow as the ocean, as deep as a plate, as high as an aardvark."
[quotations] vimes says, "Yea, and he shall smite those who tread upon the doormat of his people; with furious trolling he shall visit them, and their lamentations shall be heard even unto the fifth generation of Conway's Game of Life."