[news] Gerynar says, "ok, big semi truck fire on major highway here today (no serious injuries), but the semi caught fire right away, and our wonderful, local newsfolk ask "What was going through your mind when your truck burst into flame""
[news] Gerynar says, "I would have liked to have heard the driver say "Oh shit oh shit, I need to get out now""
[news] Ellison says, "that is what went through his pants"