[news] boucher | Nigerian President Umaru Yar'Adua has died at his presidential villa following a long illness.
[news] boucher says, "'Dear Sir, My name is Umaru Musa Yar'Adua. I was the president of Nigeria until my untimely death this morning. I am seeking your urgent assistance in transferring over 50000 tonnes of brains out of the country. For this service, you would receive 20% of them. However, I require a small deposit of your own brains in order to establish the brain transfer account.'"