[programming] Iain says, "'Dang, this Java language is okay except I have to keep typing all these long tedious keywords. If only I could use the same libraries, but write new code by holding down the shift key and bashing the number row on my keyboard at random!'"
[programming] Gunther says, "s/(/&&%$$%/org.apache.pdfexport/gix; $_\;"
[programming] marc says, "bless you"