[google] katre says, "I'm not allowed to comment on unreleased products, such as orbital death lasers"
[google] Hjalfi says, "Damn, I was wanting to know if you had a completely seperate orbital death laser network or whether you were just running the mind control lasers on high power."
[google] katre says, "that would clearly be insufficiently distributed and redundant"
[google] Hjalfi says, "Well, I'd pretty much guessed that you were using Map-Reduce-To-Blackened-Smear."