Hugo | I know it's nothing to do with you or fade in but since you asked, I walked in on my wife having sex with her female best friend. What should I do?
vimes says, "nod politely, exchange a few pleasantries about the weather, change your trousers, and walk back out"
vimes says, "then later, get her back by having sex with your male best friend"
inky says, "brilliant"
inky says, "check and mate, as it were"