[I7] McMartin says, "I think you're actually dephlogisticated pretty soon after being set on fire"
[I7] vimes says, "i mean, it took some time to cremate my father-in-law"
[I7] Zach says, "Hmm, a greater surface area would speed up the process"
[I7] vimes says, "...he had a pretty significant surface area"
[I7] Zach says, "A finely grated father-in-law"