[grr] olethros says, "but I started eating bacon in the UK, where ''Most bacon consumed in the United Kingdom and Ireland is back bacon''"
[grr] Matthew asks (of olethros), "And now you live in Massachusetts, near Back Bay. COINCIDENCE?!?"
[grr] olethros says, "it's a culinary conspiracy"
[grr] Matthew asks, "So you're saying it's a... Back Bay con?"
[grr] Matthew says (to olethros), "I cannot BELIEVE you walked into that one. I was sure you wouldn't."