[apropos-of-nothing] inky says, "there's a "get to know the interns" thing on the wall, and one of them has written "one word to describe you: cat""
[apropos-of-nothing] inky says, "which makes me want to write a "which shell command are you?""
[apropos-of-nothing] inky says, "ls: You have a lot of options. Many people find you accessible, but few know you completely."
[apropos-of-nothing] inky says, "rm: You destroy everything you touch. People who use you wrongly soon regret it"