[tangent-tangent] vaporware says, "Steamed Hams But It's Hanukkah. 'Menorah borealis? At this time of year? At this time of day? In this part of the country? Localized entirely within your kitchen? For EIGHT CONSECUTIVE DAYS?'"
[tangent-tangent] Roger asks, "Can I see it?"
[tangent-tangent] vaporware says, "No."