[tangent] Bishop says, "Apropos of product branding, a rant which formed when I was noticing the labels on one brand (Poise, I think?) of adult diapers (I'm sure there's a less infanalizing name for them. Let's call them 'security breeches'.)"
[tangent] Bishop says, "Anyways, they are labeled numerically from 1 to 6 on absorbancy."
[tangent] Bishop says, "And next to the numerical label is a description of the kind of leak protection they provide, so they're 'very light' or 'moderate' or what-have-you."
[tangent] Bishop says, "6 is 'ultimate'. 5 is 'maximum'."
[tangent] jess says, "1 says something like 'drips,' and i think 4 says 'gushes'"
[tangent] Gunther says, "trickle - drip - drippity - gush - sploosh - frobag"