[ollyprattle] Skeet says, "in a just world, celery would make things cook faster"
[ollyprattle] zarf asks, "because of the name?"
[ollyprattle] Skeet says, "yes"
[tangent] Skeet says, "apparently I equate 'a just world' with 'one which is ruled by near-puns'"
[tangent] BrenBarn says, "I equate it with reaching out and moving the world slightly into a better position"
[tangent] BrenBarn says, "oh no wait that's adjust world"
[tangent] Skeet says, "instead of a just world, we live in just a world"
[tangent] Roger says, "everything's gravy in an au jus'd world"