[headlines] Skeet | 500 pounds of pasta mysteriously dumped in the woods of a New Jersey town
[headlines] inky says, "I saw a reddit post asserting it was someone who moved out of his mother's hosue after she died and was cleaning it out and dumped it in the woods"
[headlines] inky says, "but that just raises the issue of why his mom had so much pasta"
[headlines] Skeet says, "I guess it's because she pasta way"