[college] Allen says, "#headlines | University of Wisconsin chancellor is fired after it was revealed he posts X-rated vegan cooking videos with his wife and porn stars under the name 'Sexy Happy Couple'"
[college] jess says, "saucy"
[college] Skeet says, "wait"
[college] Skeet says, "does he post X-rated videos *and* vegan cooking videos, or are the vegan cooking videos also X-rated"
[college] jess says, "i think yes"
[college] Skeet says, "okay, that's just insane then"
[college] Skeet says, "I skimmed an article yesterday and I thought it was 'cooking videos where he and his wife eat the food with porn stars' and separately some sex videos"
[college] jess says, "but hey, you should check it out, i bet they have good recipes"
[college] jenrexrode asks, "does X-rated mean that Elon Musk rates them?"
[college] Matthew says, "I'm assuming they talk a lot about nut milk."
[college] Skeet exclaims, "I don't have all the ingredients!"
[college] jess says (to Matthew), "ha ha ew"
[college] Matthew says (to jess), "They're vegans--I can't joke about sausages or clams."
[college] Gunther says, "cum tofu"
[college] jess says, "you were talking about splooshy tofu earlier, there ya go"
[college] Skeet says, "they run a seitanic cult"
[college] jess says, "ha ha"
[college] jenrexrode says, "yay"
[college] Gunther says, "vegans, eternally tempted by Baphomeat"
[college] Skeet says, "drinking their Beelzebubble tea"