[pain] Roger says, "that reminds me tangentially of the right way to adjust driver car seats, which of course I must now share"
[pain] Roger says, "so the very worst thing that can happen is that you stomp on the brakes and your knees lock out"
[pain] Roger says, "this means that all that shock load is going straight into your pelvis and you will be more fucked than a battletech mech with a blown hip actuator"
[pain] Roger says, "so adjust your driver seat so that no matter how hard you stomp down, you physically cannot lock out your knee"
[pain] jenrexrode says, "yeah, so you fold up like a cheap lawn chair like I just did on the steps and wind up with a pulled butt muscle."
[pain] Roger says, "that's way better than a busted pelvis because my dear that shit will kill you straight out"
[pain] jenrexrode says, "sure, so when I fell and I felt pain 'back there' I was like 'oh no, my pelvis. This is it. I'm going to die.'"
[pain] Roger says, "yeah exactly"
[pain] Roger says, "we all need more exciting gravestones than that"
[pain] BrenBarn says, "here lies roger, who locked his knees / he really didn't know? puh-LEEZE! / if you do that, then guess what, duh / you're gonna bust your pelvis, uh!"
[pain] Skeet says, "BURMA GRAVE"