[obits] boucher says, "Because we've gotten into eating Bob's Red Mill Muesli every day. And then Bob Moore died. And then, on a whim, my mother bought some Pop-Tarts...first time in over a decade, probably, and the inventor of the Pop Tart promptly dies...."
[obits] Roger says, "oh no"
[obits] boucher says, "Shouldn't have written our breakfast grocery list on a Death Note"