Who is on ifMUD?

 User           On     Idle   What does your fortune cookie say?
 ghira          02h01  01m37  Erecting a statue of a hedgehog on Mount Etna
 Hjalfi         02h22  07m58  something random
*olethros       03h29  01h40  you can't metaphorically turn back the clock
 Gunther        04h23  52m42  "Nazis belong on the wrong end of a gun" -- Jeff Gerstmann
 boucher        04h40  00m26  Done, but in a good way.
 Markov         14h37  00m14  I am the cure for brane
*Fang           01d00  22h00  something random
 Matthew        02d00  09m36  My life: http://westernactor.livejournal.com
*Allen          02d23  06h50  Let he without sin cast the first taco
*Jacqueline     04d17  01d06  My pet karma's getting better, actually.
 annabianca     05d00  12m24  
*Whizzard       05d08  01d11  Pouring him a brimming glass of spiders.
*ToxicFrog      08d05  01d12  There's a squirrel in my brain.
*Fink-Nottle    09d18  03d12  Tulsi Time
*genericgeekgirl09d22  09h42  These little ninjas get ya every time.
*Bishop         11d03  12h13  Oh no, I got stuck in my French Horn!
*ClubFloyd      11d09  11d09  playing fc15comedie
*BrenBarn       16d06  04h51  Busta busta bust-em-out
*inky           17d10  13h01  if a PC, conventions flout
 Auda           17d10  00m57  Just stopped by to listen in.
*Steve          43d15  12h06  Me!  *I* am not a vesseled vegetable!
*GDorn          47d18  18h50  
*markm          60d23  02d10  Start your collection today!  Trousers not included.
*lpsmith        0121d  14h38  Roll for Notice; send the scout.
*vimes          0181d  16d15  AT LAST, SIR TERRY, WE MUST WALK TOGETHER.
*DorianX        0210d  08h44  
*marc           0269d  07h46  Proselytising kettles
 Floyd          0277d  03d06  waiting for someone to play with me
*Ryan           0296d  18h02  Llyr fflyg wynyn cwn.
 Alex           0297d  00m57  This Parrot Plays Games
Uptime: 0297d; pollster: Olly; Users online: 30