Who is on ifMUD?

 User           On     Idle   What does your fortune cookie say?
 Gunther        34m00  23m07  "Nazis belong on the wrong end of a gun" -- Jeff Gerstmann
 olethros       01h25  32m37  you can't metaphorically turn back the clock
 ghira          02h02  17m00  Erecting a statue of a hedgehog on Mount Etna
 Olly           02h11  01m39  Anything for a weird life.
 nothings       02h50  45m00  weaponized princess-frog-kissing
 Lionheart      03h05  05m18  the kind with crushed Heath Bars mixed in
 annabianca     13h35  29m56  
*genericgeekgirl19h53  07h40  These little ninjas get ya every time.
*BrenBarn       01d08  03h58  Busta busta bust-em-out
 boucher        01d20  00m02  Done, but in a good way.
 Markov         01d20  00m04  I am the cure for brane
*Matthew        01d21  18h47  My life: http://westernactor.livejournal.com
*ToxicFrog      01d22  08h35  There's a squirrel in my brain.
*McMartin       02d05  03h27  Not much, really
*Steve          04d14  02d11  Me!  *I* am not a vesseled vegetable!
*Whizzard       04d20  07h18  Pouring him a brimming glass of spiders.
*Allen          08d08  08h44  Let he without sin cast the first taco
*GDorn          08d17  02d16  
*Jacqueline     16d06  06d21  My pet karma's getting better, actually.
*inky           20d17  11h27  if a PC, conventions flout
*markm          21d22  08h29  Start your collection today!  Trousers not included.
*vaporware      47d14  18d12  everything's coming up zilhouse
*Fink-Nottle    54d20  17d15  Gobble Gobble Hey
*lpsmith        82d11  02d12  Roll for Notice; send the scout.
*vimes          0142d  05d17  AT LAST, SIR TERRY, WE MUST WALK TOGETHER.
*DorianX        0171d  06h33  
*marc           0230d  12h33  Proselytising kettles
 Floyd          0238d  13h58  waiting for someone to play with me
*Ryan           0257d  02d18  Llyr fflyg wynyn cwn.
 Alex           0258d  00m07  This Parrot Plays Games
Uptime: 0258d; pollster: Olly; Users online: 30