Who is on ifMUD?

 User           On     Idle   What does your fortune cookie doesn't say?
 Taleslinger    02m28  00m02  Can't find a rhyme, I'm just a kraut
 olethros       01h29  58m08  you can't metaphorically turn back the clock
 ghira          01h45  40m33  Erecting a statue of a hedgehog on Mount Etna
 marc           02h41  01m13  Proselytising kettles
*Fang           03h41  02h21  something random
 jenrexrode     05h10  53m14  Jumping into a hole in the floor
*mcp            06h10  02h55  reggle roggler with reggler
 Skeet          07h32  43m14  sic erat scriptum
*Jota           08h33  01h45  Skip the brats with sauerkraut
 Gunther        12h19  39m23  a tale told by an idiot, full of sound and fury, signifying nothing.
 BrenBarn       01d13  43m05  Busta busta bust-em-out
*Whizzard       01d15  13h51  Pouring him a brimming glass of spiders.
*tufty          01d23  01d02  dereferencing null point$%(^@^NO CARRIER
 PerrySimm      02d01  02d01  
 Markov         02d03  00m12  I am the cure for brane
 Matthew        04d03  14m28  My life: http://westernactor.livejournal.com
*annabianca     05d06  03d02  
*Bishop         06d09  03h03  Oh no, I got stuck in my French Horn!
*Recchi         09d15  01h00  The hardest trick is making it look easy.
*DorianX        11d01  15h44  
*ToxicFrog      11d07  03d23  There's a squirrel in my brain.
*Jacqueline     16d01  01d18  My pet karma's getting better, actually.
 Allen          20d01  40m34  Let he without sin cast the first taco
 inky           27d00  53m08  if a PC, conventions flout
 lpsmith        28d18  42m10  Roll for Notice; send the scout.
*genericgeekgirl33d06  01h09  These little ninjas get ya every time.
 Steve          35d22  10m09  Me!  *I* am not a vesseled vegetable!
*vaporware      36d01  25d16  everything's coming up zilhouse
 Auda           54d14  00m20  Just stopped by to listen in.
*CF             58d01  01d22  playing unnkuliazero
*GDorn          0102d  20h12  
*Ryan           0110d  01d02  Llyr fflyg wynyn cwn.
 Floyd          0138d  01d14  waiting for someone to play with me
*vimes          0346d  31d21  AT LAST, SIR TERRY, WE MUST WALK TOGETHER.
 Alex           0462d  00m19  This Parrot Plays Games
Uptime: 0462d; pollster: zzo38; Users online: 35