Who is on ifMUD?

 User           On     Idle   Where have all the flowers gone?
 inky           16m00  15m36  if a PC, conventions flout
 Whizzard       36m50  13m18  ...wet, salty siblings...
 Olly           01h10  02m43  Anything for a weird life.
*Zach           02h59  01h33  bestfriends@pizzabutts.net
*Bishop         03h17  02h33  Oh no, I got stuck in my French Horn!
 zarf           05h31  14m38  03m39
*Matthew        07h56  07h55  My life: http://westernactor.livejournal.com
 Roger          12h31  47m25  http://members.shaw.ca/exumbra
 jenrexrode     13h39  01m33  Jumping into a hole in the floor
 Markov         23h45  00m52  I am the cure for brane
*Jacqueline     01d04  06h56  My pet karma's getting better, actually.
 Allen          01d07  29m08  Here kitty kittty KIT-TY!
 boucher        01d08  00m04  Done, but in a good way.
*Bert           01d10  01d04  I am not Jota! Jota is I!
*GDorn          03d13  01d07  
*genericgeekgirl04d00  01h57  These little ninjas get ya every time.
*BrenBarn       05d22  01h36  Busta busta bust-em-out
*vaporware      09d02  19h48  not believing this one weird trick
*Ryan           10d16  13h02  Llyr fflyg wynyn cwn.
*vimes          12d11  03d08  AT LAST, SIR TERRY, WE MUST WALK TOGETHER.
 Auda           15d20  00m33  Just stopped by to listen in.
*Rose           22d22  05h04  My part to balance out others' frenetic activity.
*DorianX        33d10  03h00  
*Steve          46d07  03d09  Me!  *I* am not a vesseled vegetable!
*lpsmith        53d01  11d04  Roll for Notice; send the scout.
*marc           53d02  01h54  Proselytising kettles
 Floyd          53d02  05d16  waiting for someone to play with me
 Alex           53d02  00m33  This Parrot Plays Games
*ToxicFrog      53d02  01d06  There's a squirrel in my brain.
Uptime: 53d02; pollster: jenrexrode; Users online: 29