Who is on ifMUD?

 User           On     Idle   What does your fortune cookie say?
 Jota           05m24  00m19  Skip the brats with sauerkraut
 Olly           24m00  01m16  Anything for a weird life.
 Taleslinger    52m00  03m10  Can't find a rhyme, I'm just a kraut
*genericgeekgirl02h24  01h11  These little ninjas get ya every time.
*Bishop         06h35  06h35  Oh no, I got stuck in my French Horn!
*Fang           06h40  01h57  something random
*Whizzard       07h05  06h26  Pouring him a brimming glass of spiders.
 Hjalfi         07h11  02m21  something random
 Gunther        10h19  02m55  "Nazis belong on the wrong end of a gun" -- Jeff Gerstmann
 jenrexrode     16h19  13m49  Jumping into a hole in the floor
*Matthew        01d04  01h12  My life: http://westernactor.livejournal.com
 boucher        01d09  00m16  Done, but in a good way.
 Markov         01d09  00m09  I am the cure for brane
*Allen          03d03  01h26  Let he without sin cast the first taco
*BrenBarn       03d11  09h09  Busta busta bust-em-out
*Jacqueline     03d14  03d09  My pet karma's getting better, actually.
*inky           06d12  17h47  if a PC, conventions flout
*vaporware      15d20  08d09  everything's coming up zilhouse
 GDorn          19d23  02m16  
*ToxicFrog      20d14  01d15  There's a squirrel in my brain.
*Fink-Nottle    23d02  01d00  described as "breathtaking" and "not as squishy as you might think,"
*lpsmith        50d17  05d11  Roll for Notice; send the scout.
*vimes          0110d  04d19  AT LAST, SIR TERRY, WE MUST WALK TOGETHER.
*DorianX        0139d  17h54  
*Steve          0177d  16h40  Me!  *I* am not a vesseled vegetable!
*marc           0199d  01h49  Proselytising kettles
 Floyd          0206d  05d23  waiting for someone to play with me
*Ryan           0226d  15d22  Llyr fflyg wynyn cwn.
 Alex           0226d  00m31  This Parrot Plays Games
Uptime: 0226d; pollster: Olly; Users online: 29