Who is on ifMUD?

 User           On     Idle   What does your fortune cookie say?
 Hjalfi         07m54  02m49  something random
 Peregrine      09m20  00m47  Go Parrots!
 Whizzard       39m07  09m25  Pouring him a brimming glass of spiders.
 ghira          47m26  20m05  Erecting a statue of a hedgehog on Mount Etna
 Gunther        02h00  02m54  "Nazis belong on the wrong end of a gun" -- Jeff Gerstmann
 Taleslinger    02h01  01m02  Can't find a rhyme, I'm just a kraut
*Vicusol        05h52  05h52  
*inky           06h55  06h14  if a PC, conventions flout
*Guest1         14h22  03h44  Visiting
*annabianca     18h59  16h59  
*mcp            19h11  06h51  not checking birdsite
*Fang           19h56  14h44  something random
 Markov         01d11  00m49  I am the cure for brane
 boucher        01d11  00m19  Done, but in a good way.
 BrenBarn       01d11  46m51  Busta busta bust-em-out
 PerrySimm      01d14  01d14  
*genericgeekgirl01d18  06h43  These little ninjas get ya every time.
*Bishop         01d20  17h05  Oh no, I got stuck in my French Horn!
*Bert           02d14  02d09  I am not Jota! Jota is I!
 Floyd          04d15  04h57  playing leather
*ToxicFrog      05d10  01d08  There's a squirrel in my brain.
*Allen          11d06  04h04  Let he without sin cast the first taco
*DorianX        17d08  01d11  
*vaporware      18d14  17d21  everything's coming up zilhouse
*marc           18d14  04h30  Proselytising kettles
*Steve          21d15  09h02  Me!  *I* am not a vesseled vegetable!
*ClubFloyd      21d15  01d11  playing mrsclaus
*lpsmith        26d16  03h07  Roll for Notice; send the scout.
*Jacqueline     36d14  05h17  My pet karma's getting better, actually.
 Auda           49d07  00m54  Just stopped by to listen in.
*GDorn          79d15  03d03  
*markm          92d20  34d08  Start your collection today!  Trousers not included.
*vimes          0213d  48d13  AT LAST, SIR TERRY, WE MUST WALK TOGETHER.
*Ryan           0328d  10d19  Llyr fflyg wynyn cwn.
 Alex           0329d  00m54  This Parrot Plays Games
Uptime: 0329d; pollster: Olly; Users online: 35