Who is on ifMUD?

 User           On     Idle   What does your fortune cookie doesn't say?
 Roger          01h07  31m31  http://members.shaw.ca/exumbra
 ParserGirl     01h16  43m45  Boom boom boom . . . Muffins!
 josh_g         01h44  20m17  I am monkeying about.
*Whizzard       01h50  01h44  Pouring him a brimming glass of spiders.
 Olly           02h43  02m16  Anything for a weird life.
 Lionheart      03h55  18m11  the kind with crushed Heath Bars mixed in
 jenrexrode     04h14  04m52  Jumping into a hole in the floor
*DavidW         04h54  01h27  
*jmac           09h57  09h56  The winner of the ham battle is you.
*two-star       10h58  01h54  I like eels!
*Bishop         17h53  17h53  Oh no, I got stuck in my French Horn!
 boucher        01d04  00m10  Done, but in a good way.
 Markov         01d04  00m11  I am the cure for brane
 Allen          01d05  11m48  Let he without sin cast the first taco
 Recchi         02d00  06m02  The hardest trick is making it look easy.
*genericgeekgirl02d02  02h10  These little ninjas get ya every time.
 PerrySimm      02d09  02d09  
*Jacqueline     02d09  02d09  My pet karma's getting better, actually.
*MoyTW          02d11  02d06  
 marc           04d06  13m27  Proselytising kettles
*Matthew        04d09  01h17  My life: http://westernactor.livejournal.com
 BrenBarn       05d09  13m52  Busta busta bust-em-out
*inky           08d01  03h05  if a PC, conventions flout
*lpsmith        30d02  03h22  Roll for Notice; send the scout.
*vaporware      30d05  04d07  everything's coming up zilhouse
 Auda           35d09  00m11  Just stopped by to listen in.
*Steve          54d04  04h46  Me!  *I* am not a vesseled vegetable!
*GDorn          54d07  01d00  
 DorianX        95d09  11m40  
*CF             0142d  02d06  waiting for someone to play with me
*Ryan           0194d  85d10  Llyr fflyg wynyn cwn.
 Floyd          0222d  01h02  playing vgame
*vimes          0430d  0116d  AT LAST, SIR TERRY, WE MUST WALK TOGETHER.
 Alex           0546d  00m11  This Parrot Plays Games
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