Who is on ifMUD?

 User           On     Idle   What's your excuse?
 DM             30m58  00m28  
 Celaeno        31m47  05m22  
 Pip            32m35  31m14  
 Bishop         45m49  45m49  Oh no, I got stuck in my French Horn!
 olethros       01h01  14m49  DIY
 Gunther        01h09  10m51  I can see mass redundancies in your smile.
 Daisy          02h03  00m09  Only the guilty make excuses!
 bg             05h18  36m30  "Excuse me"
*Felix          07h20  07h20  Fooling around in Seltani.
 BrenBarn       10h37  35m44  Busta busta busta!
*ToxicFrog      01d06  22h55  There's a squirrel in my brain.
*Allen          02d02  01h43  Here kitty kittty KIT-TY!
*Matthew        02d04  05h10  My life: http://westernactor.livejournal.com
*McMartin       02d15  10h05  ASCII-encodable text
*Fang           05d08  01d00  something random
 boucher        05d09  00m19  Done, but in a good way.
 Markov         05d09  00m16  I am the cure for brane
 PerrySimm      06d00  06d00  
*Fink-Nottle    06d01  06d01  I am the very model of a very stable genius
*vaporware      07d09  03d10  not believing this one weird trick
*Rose           07d11  02d16  My part to balance out others' frenetic activity.
 Auda           15d22  00m50  Just stopped by to listen in.
*Ryan           18d02  01d00  Llyr fflyg wynyn cwn.
*Jacqueline     20d16  06d00  My pet karma's getting better, actually.
*rjbs           24d02  20d23  http://rjbs.manxome.org/
*genericgeekgirl27d03  23h04  These little ninjas get ya every time.
*DorianX        29d21  01h55  
*lpsmith        29d22  19h18  Grinnin' like a fool.
*Steve          30d00  02d22  Me!  *I* am not a vesseled vegetable!
*vimes          30d01  21h04  AT LAST, SIR TERRY, WE MUST WALK TOGETHER.
*marc           30d04  22h21  Proselytising kettles
*GDorn          30d11  04h05  
 Floyd          30d11  03d21  waiting for someone to play with me
 Alex           30d11  00m50  This Parrot Plays Games
Uptime: 30d11; pollster: Olly; Users online: 34