Who is on ifMUD?

 User           On     Idle   How is your favorite sandwich ruining the world?
 Gunther        32m05  11m41  If you meet a Nazi on the road, kill him.
 olethros       03h09  54m48  you can't metaphorically turn back the clock
*Bishop         03h55  03h55  Oh no, I got stuck in my French Horn!
 Markov         08h28  00m40  I am the cure for brane
 boucher        08h28  00m03  Done, but in a good way.
*two-star       12h52  12h51  I like eels!
 Auda           13h07  00m35  Just stopped by to listen in.
*Recchi         16h56  16h56  The hardest trick is making it look easy.
 inky           20h35  09m17  if a PC, conventions flout
*Fink-Nottle    01d00  01d00  I am the very model of a very stable genius
*McMartin       01d11  09h06  Not much, really
*vaporware      01d19  07h20  not believing this one weird trick
*Jacqueline     01d22  01d19  My pet karma's getting better, actually.
*ramn           02d18  02d18  
*Matthew        03d06  01d01  My life: http://westernactor.livejournal.com
*Whizzard       03d11  05h06  ...wet, salty siblings...
*BrenBarn       03d17  08h55  Busta busta bust-em-out
 genericgeekgirl04d16  18m03  Good luck and have a fun!
*Fang           05d07  02h01  something random
*annabianca     06d06  04d03  
 Allen          16d22  51m21  Here kitty kittty KIT-TY!
 Floyd          17d20  19h28  waiting for someone to play with me
*ToxicFrog      21d18  03h48  There's a squirrel in my brain.
*lpsmith        53d18  03d19  Roll for Notice; send the scout.
*DorianX        76d04  16h33  
*Steve          82d18  05d19  Me!  *I* am not a vesseled vegetable!
*trn            85d17  85d17  
*Ryan           86d18  08d00  Llyr fflyg wynyn cwn.
*vimes          86d22  07d18  AT LAST, SIR TERRY, WE MUST WALK TOGETHER.
*GDorn          87d14  02d17  
 marc           87d17  05m21  Proselytising kettles
 Alex           87d17  00m34  This Parrot Plays Games
Uptime: 87d17; pollster: Zach; Users online: 32