Who is on ifMUD?

 User           On     Idle   Outreach is
 Olly           01h07  02m41  Anything for a weird life.
 Gunther        03h30  24m45  If you meet Kissinger on the road, kill him.
*BrenBarn       14h32  03h48  Busta busta bust-em-out
 Markov         14h43  00m43  I am the cure for brane
 boucher        14h43  00m10  Done, but in a good way.
 ghira          17h39  52m32  Erecting a statue of a hedgehog on Mount Etna
*Matthew        20h17  06h31  Take a breath and work it out.
*Daniel         22h54  16h35  Shuffling can to can
*inky           01d14  07h21  if a PC, conventions flout
*Rose           01d17  18h21  My part to balance out others' frenetic activity.
*Dave           02d03  02d03  I'm Ed Sheeren, bitch!
*jess           02d20  13h16  probably not paying attention
 PerrySimm      03d23  03d23  
*Steve          05d11  10h00  Me!  *I* am not a vesseled vegetable!
*Bishop         05d23  13h39  Oh no, I got stuck in my French Horn!
*marc           08d07  08h03  Proselytising kettles
*genericgeekgirl12d11  11d09  These little ninjas get ya every time.
*GDorn          20d10  02d13  
*ToxicFrog      23d18  12d20  There's a squirrel in my brain.
*Jacqueline     24d15  03d14  My pet karma's getting better, actually.
*lpsmith        27d12  05d11  Roll for Notice; send the scout.
*Fink-Nottle    35d07  18d07  This quote was taken out of context
*DorianX        36d07  01d09  
*agent          39d14  05h38  Idling like never before!
*vaporware      0113d  11h22  everything's coming up zilhouse
*CF             0320d  17d13  playing youwontgetherback
*markm          0321d  99d16  Start your collection today!  Trousers not included.
 Floyd          0329d  06d14  waiting for someone to play with me
 Alex           0329d  00m44  This Parrot Plays Games
Uptime: 0329d; pollster: Pinkunz; Users online: 29